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Shooter B has been nice enough to take on the Responsibility to be the commissioner of Paris Hilton Jokes, Alaskan Safari’s to wear a Moose Suit and get field dressed by Sarah Palin and a NBA Fanatasy League. Now I don’t care about the first two but it seems to me that it’s pretty weak that we still need 3 people to round out the league at 10 and you haven’t signed up yet. I’m no rocket scientist but I signed up and if you got the guts to get beat by a girl get your ass in gear and click on Shooters blog and click on the link to sign up. Or are you a Coward?

Despite their loss to Texas U, OU hangs on in the number 4 slot this week but they may not even be the second best team in Oklahoma much as that irritates my parents. Oklahoma State throttled Missouri and come into next week’s shootout with TU at the same 7-0 as TU with comparable opponents with the exception of OU.

SEC fans will argue of course with some justification but the Big 12 is looking bad bad bad to the bone. TU and OSU and Texas Tech at 7-0 and OU and others right behind.

Can OSU beat Texas? Doubtful but it was doubful to most so called experts that Texas could beat OU.

OSU features a balanced running and passing game and has one of the most unsung but efficent quarterbacks in the nation by rating. They probably can’t stop TU but it’s doubtful TU can stop OSU and OSU definately has the better running game. If OSU can clock manage they have a chance.

Now you can add Tulsa University to the mix of the Oklahoma teams in the top 20 as they came in at number 19 this week after stomping UTEP while scoring 70 points. And they could have scored more. This was as sound of a thrashing as you will see. To be sure the Conference USA they play in is not the Big 12 or the SEC although it might equal everyone but USC in the Pac 10.

Tulsa features a ariel circus equal to that of anyone. They don’t play much defense and their running game isn’t as strong as OSU’s but they came to play.  Their quarterback had the highest efficency rating in the nation last weekend and it wasn’t even close.

Is OU national champion material? Time will tell I guess IF they can get to the Big 12 title game but there’s no assurance of that at this moment. There’s no assurance they are even the best team in the state of Oklahoma at this moment. Or even second. Not bad for the 8th smallest state in population in the USA.

Miracle wrote a hilarous blog about Charlie Weis and eating. (You should read it if you haven’t) His blog got me to thinking about other porkers. For instance.

It’s been two (or 3?) Seasons now since the bloody Sock made Curt Schilling a baseball legend. Since then he’s done little except shoot off his mouth calling out people left and right and while I wonder what makes a baseball pitcher anymore intelligent than the people he’s calling out, the question in my mind is wouldn’t that 40 or so extra pounds he carries in his belly and puts strain on his knees, ankles and back, have something to do with the fact he’s never been healthy since?

David Wells was another guy I always thought probably shortened his career with that gut.

Have you ever noticed some linemen in the NFL and college football are big muscle ripped guys and others are big porkers? Doesn’t it seem like ripped and big would be better in terms of agility and durability and stamina than just big porkers?

Did you ever wonder how Sean Kemp could be a crack fiend and be such a porker?  Maybe it’s the Oklahoma weather or something but around here you can pretty much tell a crackhead by their sunken eyes, their concentraction camp look. Kemp defied the odds didn’t he?

Today “professional wrestlers” LOL, are cut and ripped and muscled to the max that steriods can do yet they only do one “pin” to “win”.  My dad says back in the day all wrestlers were beer belly porkers and went two out of three falls. Isn’t that whole thing backwards?

Disclaimer: For those of you who may think this blog is a stealth blog against the Flying Pig you are wrong. Everyone knows that Flying Pigs are svelte. Just watch out for falling pig poop.

Riddle of the day:  How many grits does a grit gobbler gobble when a grit gobbler gobbles grits? (if she’s a porker)?  (owed to ShooterB)

Fox Sports blogs are “administrated” by two people basically. After being kicked off time and again and knowing damn well when it was about to happen, but doing it anyhow to research what I thought to be true, in order to verify things, I wrote what I wrote.

Fox is themselves the worst of the Axis of Evil because they don’t require their own administrators and their henchmen to follow even the most basic of terms of service while they attack in packs, lie, claim information they cannot possibly be in possesion of, etc.

Both these administrators are ultra right wing, and I mean seriously CRACKER right wingers, One is called Photogr and he’s an old fucker who pretends to write about NASCAR but really doesn’t and mostly goes around cheering on right wingers who attack anyone who isn’t clearly a cracker.

Lisa “Horne” (a source tells me her real last name is Cook) apparently is an intern for fox at age 50 or whatever she is. Research of several others archives of when they were under attack from her shows her to be a liar in almost every facet of the day. She can’t stand for any other woman to get more hits than her and she blocked me twice from showing up at the top of the board after I had beaten her five days in a row the first time and then three days in a row the second time. She lied on me telling people I was a man who used to blog on Fox (maybe one of you for all I know). 

She sent two of her little fuckfaces after me harassing me day after day after day so I made up graphics such as the crowd shot person holding up a sign saying “BillyHoyle dates sheep” I made up a store marquee saying the two of them were doing a WWE  itty bitty teeny weenie death match and everyone was laughing and telling them to go home because they were no match for me. Lisa Horne went apeshit. She told everyone I was a hypocrite for fighting back and what wonderful sainted guys these two dickless wonders were.

Then i found out Lisa and Photogr read your Foxmail. I set her up with a couple of fake mails to myself under another name and said shit about her, now mind you, only writing under one name to myself under another name. In actuality, that foxmail never left my computer. Lisa freaked. Now how would she even know about this?

Next she began posting messages on MY profile saying nasty things about me. Yes, you read right, on MY profile. Now how do I know this was Lisa or the other one working with Lisa? She only did this when I had baited her to do it.

Anyhow, she claims to be married to a former USC lineman. Doubtful. I can’t see anyone marrying that face or that personality. She claims to have two primary school kids. Not on this planet. That woman hasn’t had primary school kids in at least 10 maybe 20 years. But let’s assume for a minute you do have Kids and a husband Lisa? You average 20 hours a day online on the blog according to the times on your blogs. Guess that USC lineman is a hell of a cook huh Lisa? Or maybe the kids just eat out of the can? Are they allowed to use an electric can opener? If you have kids still in high school or under you are easily one of the worst parents in this country. Sheer neglect.

What I want to know is how you can be so fucking fat? I saw the photos. You eat “diet pills” like M & M’s I was told. Diet pills are basically meth. How can you be a meth addict and a fucking porker?  That’s almost medically impossible but I’m told some compulsive obsessive people usually fat ass women like yourself eat constantly while wolfing down meth.  You need to eat less, shit more or you’re going to burst.  Haven’t you heard Ms Right of Hitler Lisa? Your Arch Angel GW Bush has declared that Obesity is the single worst medical problem facing America. Kinda hypocritical for you to be censoring other people’s mouths when you can’t even control what goes in yours.

Now Lisa I know someone will make sure you get this. Why don’t you try and get Fox to stop me on this site? Maybe threatening to sue these guys will get them to boot me. But you know what Ms ugly person? I’ll just go somewhere else and do it again. You are the biggest thin skinned piece of shit I have ever encountered in my entire life. I dare you to come to this blog and repeat what you said about me there because I got a few suprises for you. I’ve got information about you that you’ve lied to Fox to work for them that I can’t get to Fox because you and Photogr and your buddies supress anything so desperately.

Oh and Lisa? Your reference to you being the “Sarah Palin of the blog”. You’re not good looking enough for one thing, not intelligent enough for another, not sneaky enough covering your back trail while being corrupt for another. You’re nothing like Palin other than you’re an extreme right wing, violater of human rights, piece of shit.

Come face me bitch.  You won’t. You don’t have the courage. You’re just like Bush. Hide behind your Cheney Photogr and pretend you’re honorable. You wouldn’t know honorable if  squatted on your beefy ugly face and shit in your mouth.

You won’t let me talk sports there, I got a few other fun things in mind.  Remember Lisa. Power corrupts and to allow petty power to corrupt you absolutely must be atoned for.

U Know Lisa I’m no Model or Beauty Queen. I’m never going to be mistaken for Angelina Joli. But you. Jesus Christ I heard of getting whipped with the ugly stick but the whole damn ugly tree fell on your fat ass huh? Like maybe the giant sequoia of all ugly trees or something?  I just can’t believe there was a guy desperate enough to fuck you. Even one of those huge beer belly obese linemen. Whew!!! Visual imagery not needed there.  Fat skanks fucking.

,See ya ho.

P.S. How old is that avatar photo of yours? 40 years old? You were an ugly little fuck then too, huh? Talk about your nappy haired hoes. Come to think of it, what the fuck is the matter with your hair? Have you ever heard of washing your hair?

P.S.S. We’ll discuss the possibility of you using deodorant, feminine hygiene and shaving your pits next time.

P.S.S.S.  Don’t panic. I won’t even bother with makeup. Obviously you don’t have the money to get enough to cover up that ugly. Nobody does.